$T9000 Solana meme token, cat-piloted
Token9000
A meme token on Solana. The rocket has no engine. It has a hamster. The cat is driving, which nobody approved. We HODL snacks, not grudges.
BkUPooLXGijqy99nZp2wesSLEpMoUMCb3qwEYZNfjupx
Tap to fly. Drag to steer. The hamster does the rest. Play full screen
About the crew
A cat found a hamster tumbling through space and offered him a spacesuit. The hamster said yes before reading the fine print. They've been co-pilots ever since: Astro-Cat steers, Astro-Hamster runs the wheel, and nobody checks the fuel gauge, because the fuel gauge is also the hamster.
Token9000 is a research-minded meme community. The research is mostly into snacks. If it's fun, helpful, and propels the mission, it's on-brand. If it's a spreadsheet, please calm down.
- Astro-Cat steers. Has not passed a test.
- Astro-Hamster is the engine, the fuel and the gauge.
Features, loosely
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Community Live
Post Astro-Cat pictures. Every post grows the crew. Quality control is not a thing.
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Loyalty rewards Pending nap
Hold longer, get better rewards. The hamster will announce the details when he wakes up.
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Rocket Post NFA
T9000 is a meme token. It's for memes and entertainment. It is not a retirement plan, a business model or advice of any kind.
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Growing ecosystem 1 chain
Bridging crypto, one chain at a time. Slowly. With a hamster.
- Solana
- USDC (the hamster is looking into it)
How to buy a meme
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Get a Solana wallet
Phantom, Solflare or Backpack. On your phone, Jupiter Mobile works too. Keep your seed phrase somewhere a cat can't knock it off the table.
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Fund it with SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Snack money only.
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Swap for T9000 on Jupiter
Check the contract address before you swap. It must match this one exactly. Impostor hamsters exist.
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HODL
Then post an Astro-Cat picture. Optional, but the cat is watching.
Market moods, explained by the crew
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Buy
A bull shows up. Green candle. The crew screams. Nobody knows why.
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Sell
A bear touches the rocket. Red candle. Paper paws were briefly considered.
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HODL
Empty tank, wheel at full speed. Diamond paws. The cat will not blink.
Roadmap (drawn in crayon)
No dates. The hamster can't read a calendar, so every milestone is measured in meters, like the game.
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0 m
Launch
Rocket built. Engine forgotten. Hamster installed instead.
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1,000 m
Clouds
Learn that clouds are not snacks. Eat one anyway.
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4,000 m
Space
Lose the cat's sunglasses. Spend the rest of the roadmap looking for them.
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9,000 m
The Moon
Plant a flag. The flag is a sunflower seed. The hamster eats the flag.
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18,000 m
Past the Moon
Nobody packed a map. Keep going anyway.
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42,000 m
Hamster Dimension
The hamster finds a smaller hamster in a smaller wheel. Both keep running.
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69,000 m
Lambo
Acquired. The hamster can't reach the pedals. The cat refuses to drive it.
Questions, answered
- What is Token9000 ($T9000)?
- Token9000 is a meme token on Solana, ticker $T9000. It's for memes and entertainment, starring a rocket with no engine, one hamster on the wheel and a cat at the controls.
- What is the $T9000 contract address?
- BkUPooLXGijqy99nZp2wesSLEpMoUMCb3qwEYZNfjupx on Solana. Check that it matches exactly before you swap. Impostor hamsters exist.
- How do I buy $T9000?
- Get a Solana wallet such as Phantom, Solflare or Backpack, fund it with SOL, then swap SOL for $T9000 on Jupiter. Paste the contract address rather than searching by name.
- Is Hamster Powered free to play?
- Yes. Hamster Powered runs in your browser on a phone or a computer, with no download, no sign-up and no wallet needed. Tap to fly, drag to steer, catch snacks to keep the hamster running.
- How does The Board work?
- The Board is the game's leaderboard, the best height per pilot. Turn sharing on in the game and pick a callsign; the server flies each run again from its seed and steering and counts it only if it lands on the same height.
- Is $T9000 an investment?
- No. $T9000 is a meme token for memes and entertainment. It is not a retirement plan, a business model or advice of any kind.